What is the worth of a man?
baby: s-s-s
parent: sit? sister?
baby: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

bisexualjason:

Writing in another language is so infuriating sometimes because I forget the simplest words and I remember how they sound but not how they are spelled and I’m now in a weird game of scratching words by their meaning like:

Straw? No that’s for drinking. Strands? No, that’s related to fabrics or hair, oh my god how do you fucking say long ass steps?!

seeyaminnesnowta:

where I’ll be thinking in Spanish and I’ll be remembering a conversation with someone back in the states, and after a few seconds I get stuck because I realize I’ve been replaying the memory all wrong because the conversation with my friend/mom/roommate/whoever definitely did NOT occur in Spanish.

tastefullyoffensive:

Who is this man? [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Who is this man? [x]

every white girl on valentines day: all i need is pizza and netflix XD rofl im so quirky and original
chandelurer:

chandelurer:

In other news, the strongest trainers in the region no longer have to stand as they wait for challengers

LOOK SHE GETS A CHAIR TO ON THE RIGHT

chandelurer:

chandelurer:

In other news, the strongest trainers in the region no longer have to stand as they wait for challengers


LOOK SHE GETS A CHAIR TO ON THE RIGHT

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

austinstjohnofficialfanpage:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a restaurant. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a restaurant. [x]

godotstopdot:

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

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