in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
This is…*puts on sunglasses*
10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT
Your move, Dashcon
why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
there are people that cant do that??????????
I cant do it consciously.